30-Second Commercial: "I'm Shaving My Head"Star Trek: The Next Generation

We did a whole series of spots for the syndicated launch of Star Trek: the Next Generation -- for the Miami market! -- and many of them focused on the big, bald dome of Jean-Luc Picard, played by the thrilling thespian Patrick Stewart. (P.S. I personally have never shaved my head, but, as you'll see in the photo, I've come darn close.)

Here's THE SCRIPT.

MUSIC: "STAR TREK" THEME, UNDER ENTIRE SPOT

ANNOUNCER: All over Miami, they're shaving their heads!

YOUNG EAGER GUY: I'm shaving my head!

SFX: ELECTRIC CLIPPERS DOES A FLY-BY

ANNOUNCER: Throughout the entire Channel 6 viewing area, they're shaving their heads!

YOUNG EAGER GAL: I'm shaving my head!

SFX: ELECTRIC CLIPPERS DOES A FLY-BY

ANNOUNCER: They're going for... the John-Luc look!

BOTH GUY AND GAL (together): We're shaving our heads!

SFX: ELECTRIC CLIPPERS DOES A FLY-BY

ANNOUNCER: Like John-Luc Picard, the bold, bald head of "Star Trek: The Next Generation," weekdays at four on Channel Six. Get the look!

OLD GEEZER GUY: I'm shaving my head!

SFX: ELECTRIC CLIPPERS DOES A FLY-BY

ANNOUNCER: The John-Luc Look! On "Star Trek: The Next Generation!" Weekdays at four on Channel Six.

MUSIC: "STAR TREK" THEME BIG FINISH, AND OUT

© Writer: Walt Jaschek | Producer: Paul Fey