Five-Year Plan, continued
GOAL #4 of 11: Stay healthy.
GOAL #3 of 11: Get even better looking.
GOAL #2 of 11: Do nothing that would cause getting reincarnated as an insect.
To be continued.
P.S. GOAL #1 of 11 is here.
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Enjoy this line of mellowing merchandise by Walt Jaschek and Bill Lux.
PUBLISHED BY WALT
Walt Jaschek is a Clio-winning copywriter, creative director and now on-camera pitchman available for select assignments. He's the creator of AdSaint.com for the St. Louis ad biz. By night, he creates comics, including Dang Gnats and Mel Cool: Mall Cop.®. He's a vegetarian and won't promote meat. See more on LinkedIn, Facebook, Twitter and YouTube. Phone 314-479-1966. Email walt@waltnow.com.
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