Missing George Carlin (1937-2008)

Thinking of his "7 Words You Can't Say On TV" inspired me to come up with my own list of "The 7 Words You CAN Say On TV, But Probably Shouldn't."

1. Pussywillow
2. Succubus
3. Cock-a-Doodle
4. Shitake
5. Screw-Top
6. Prickly
7. Buttinsky

George could top that, of course. See his last interview here. And, while we're at it, let's toast my favorite Carlinism: "Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity." (Recommended: Three Times Carlin: An Orgy of George)