What now? Walt now! Updates from the wacky world of Walt Jaschek.

By the way, I am a new art installation in Millennium Park, Chicago. Look for me all this Summer. Tips appreciated.

Photo by Sheila B.

Fireworks in the sky, fireworks in the yard.

A most colorful weekend it was 'round here. Hope yours was as explosive.

This holiday weekend, let us remember how Lenny's, the floater-friendly store in Lesterville, Missouri, divides the world's merchandise.

Meanwhile, over at the AdSaint.com blog...

....I'm pushing this new t-shirt. After two weeks of promoting on the primary portal to St. Louis ad professionals, we've sold exactly... none. Maybe ironic jingoism isn't exactly what people are looking for in an everyday t. Or, wait! Maybe if I get one of you charismatic readers to model, sales will skyrocket to one. (Hey, it worked for the "I'm Not Done Eating" t-shirt and even the Mel Cool: Mall Cop® t-shirt.)

Please come visit my Poison Ivy farm...

AKA my front yard, back yard and side yards. Wait -- this is Poison Ivy, isn't it? Can anybody tell? I know: I'll rub it on my arm and see if is.